Fucking Offensive Haiku

Read my poetry,
or fuck off.

Why act all cock-sure

If you’re really a pussy?

Man-up or fuck off.

Pounded by penis

But never even been spooned

Life can be lonely.

Pretend all you like

I know who you did last night

Yep, I know them all. 

Arse-fucked and soul-sucked

It’s too late to say ‘no’ now

And would you want to?

Sad, worn-out cowboy

You’ve been riding cock too long

Give your arse a rest.

AC/DC girl

You say you’re bisexual

You’re just a big whore.

What a lazy slut

All she does is spread her legs

Doesn’t move an inch.

Fucked-up sex zombie

Too much cum, not enough brains

Will you ever learn?

Did you get lucky?

Or did you go fuck yourself

as I’d suggested?

Where’d you get that rash?

Is it very contagious?

Or just repulsive?